I'm a little miffed right now. You might know it's Squirrel Appreciation Day. (But you probably don't. But now you do. You're welcome.)
Just a little problem.
ALL OF MY SQUIRRELS ARE HIBERNATING. How is a girl supposed to appreciate a creature that is burrowed in a hole trying to keep frostbite away from it's bushy tail?
This will not do. I'm writing a letter to my congressman about this.
Actually, screw him.
I'm starting a petition!
Comment below to sign my (official?) petition to move Squirrel Appreciation Day to a warmer month.
This is an abomination!