Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Andrew has a flavor: Episode 3
Things got a little intense around here yesterday, so let's lighten the mood with a much overdue installment of a Cusp of Normal favorite, Andrew Has a Flavor.
Rae, the talented makeup/beauty enthusiast at The Notice recently posted a photo her friend took in Switzerland of a frightful bird at the zoo. (Rae, if you need me to take this photo down, I totally understand. Just say the word.)
Hmmm. Yeah. That bird is a total creep, am I right?
The following is a conversation that took place after I shared this creepy bird photo with the husband:
Andrew: that bird sucks. it looks reeeeeeeal mean
me: like it's waiting to mess you up
Andrew: so bad
me: like, "oh hi, can i tell you about a great opportunity to save money on your car insuran.....”*BAM*
me: YOU'RE DEAD
Andrew: dead. yep. sounds about right… “Hi can I see your baby for a magic trick for just like a second or two. . . “
OH HOLY JESUS THAT THING ATE MY BABY! TONY TONY THAT &%$#@# ATE OUR BABY
Tony: WHAT THE #@$! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?! I LEAVE YOU WITH THE BABY FOR ONE SECOND, DANIELLE!
me: wow. yeah.
Andrew: ONE $#@%&$! SECOND AND YOU GIVE IT TO SOME SCARY @#%&!@# BIRD FOR A MAGIC SHOW???? WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?
me: That's pretty believable
Andrew: and. . . scene
But do you know what is the most disturbing part of this conversation? He wasn’t really that far from the truth...
And in case you are wondering, this thing is called an African Shoebill Stork. NEVER entrust your baby to one of these things. Promise me.