Thursday, July 16, 2009

New Plan: Wedding Flopper

For those of you who haven't caught on, in Mermanda's world:

flopper = mermaid tail

Now that you have that vital piece of information, I can continue.

I purchased my wedding dress in December... but I think I made a whale of a mistake. That frock is going to be slapped up on Craigslist immediately. (Maybe I can trade it for a hammock. I've always wanted a hammock.) Because I won't be walking down the aisle. No. I'll be FLOPPING down the aisle.

Check it out.


Actual text from the Mermagica web site: Be a mermaid and impress your friends and family with your very own transformation!

Oh, you can bet I will!

14 comments:

Kyla Roma said...

LOL This is the most amazing thing I've seen in weeks. You guys get the thing just to have your picture taken in it, that's golden!!

Tam said...

Your ability to find things Mermaid related is super human, lady.

Also, why lose the dress? This would look perfect underneath!

Then again, so would these!

http://www.southernmagnolia.com/JTRS/PEACOCKFEATHERS25353.html

Hillary said...

umm ... why were you even on the mermagica website?

Lauren said...

HAHAHA. Oh man, can it be like The Little Mermaid? Mid-ceremony POOF your legs turn into a tail? Get it in white so it matches your dress! SO AMAZING!

Also, if you ever visit Florida, I'm bringing you to Weeki Wachee. I've never been, but it's the City of Mermaids. You can eat alongside them. Hang out with them. You get it.

ablogofherown.wordpress.com said...

I want one!

Angela said...

I hope you're not COMPLETELY serious....

Katelin said...

um amazing? can i get one too?!

ria said...

that's so you. you'll be a beautiful merbride :)

My Own Ruby Slippers said...

You will be such a stunning Mer-bride!

www.myownrubyslippers.blogspot.com :)

*jimaie.marie* said...

LOL!!! only YOU would know of a site called Mermagica!!!! ohhh how i love this.





BUY IT!

LiLu said...

What? I think that would be perfect for the reception... you could have an "under the sea" theme!

(So kidding.)

your wishcake. said...

Bahahaha! Seriously? If someone showed up ANYWHERE in that thing, it would go something like this:

mermaid girl: "Look, guys!"
everyone else: blank stare.
mermaid girl: "I'm totally transformed! You likey?"
everyone else: blank stare.
mermaid girl: "What? What's wrong? HEY, DON'T LEAVE!"

I guess the only exception would be if you wore it to your wedding, because then it would be so ridic that we would only love you more for it.

Heehee.

Mel Heth said...

That is hysterical! I'm going to be really disappointed if you post pictures of your wedding and you're not wearing that.

sarah marie p said...

PLEASE buy this and do a mermaid photo shoot! PLEASE!