For those of you who haven't caught on, in Mermanda's world:
flopper = mermaid tail
Now that you have that vital piece of information, I can continue.
I purchased my wedding dress in December... but I think I made a whale of a mistake. That frock is going to be slapped up on Craigslist immediately. (Maybe I can trade it for a hammock. I've always wanted a hammock.) Because I won't be walking down the aisle. No. I'll be FLOPPING down the aisle.
Check it out.
Actual text from the Mermagica web site: Be a mermaid and impress your friends and family with your very own transformation!
Oh, you can bet I will!