The other night, Luke was whining in the dark--probably voicing his unhappiness with our decision to not let him sleep in our bed anymore. (That boy is big!) His incessant whining provoked a groan of annoyance from me--apparently startling Andrew's slumber.
Andrew: Hahaha! That's so weird over there!
Me: What? What where?!
Andrew: (Pointing towards my closet in the dark room--lit only by moonlight) Over there!
Me: (Not understanding what he's talking about) What is so weird?!
Andrew: Just look at it! It's a BIRD and a PIG! IT'S WEIRD!
And that's about the exact moment I realized that he was talking in his sleep.