I need to thank The Bloggess* for reminding me of what I wanted to blog about today. I need to ask you all a Very Important Question:
How many pine cones would you eat in an hour if you were paid $50 per pine cone?
Because I tested this question out at a party this weekend, I can anticipate some of your questions...
1. You CAN'T use any appliances such as a food processor.
2. You CAN use heat and water to prepare your pine cone meal if you wish.
3. You CAN use condiments to make your pine cones more palatable.
4. The pine cones are average sized and slightly open.
And if any of you wiseguys try to pull a Jessica and tell me you can eat 50 of those sonuvabitches, I want you to find a pine cone and just TRY to take a bite of that conifer goodness. You can't do it.
*See #7 on her post "25 things about twitter that are pissing me off"