Thursday, March 19, 2009

Call me in six months...

My neurologist's office just called and said they want to follow up with my B12 levels in six months. Um... I WANT TO FEEL BETTER NOW. HOW BOUT WE FOLLOW UP NOW, BITCH?

Okay, sorry. I'm grumpy.

In other news, Andrew told me a few nights ago that when we first started dating he actually thought I wore a diaper. Something about him giving me a playful smack on the tush and hearing/feeling "a smooshy diaper."

Hey men, there's this feminine hygiene product out there. I think it is called "a pad." Check 'em out before your assume your girlfriend soils herself.

Thanks for tuning in!

26 comments:

Lauren said...

6 months?! Want me to beat them up? I WILL!

Deutlich said...

A DIAPER?!?!

::shakes head::

Freckles said...

6 effing months? That is ridiculous.

Did Andrew just find out that you weren't wearing a diaper or has he gone all this time thinking that?

This is Allison from As You Wish. I have a new blog and I would love to see you over there.

ria said...

how is it that even when you are grumpy you can make me crack up at my desk? one of these times my boss is going to catch me laughing.

i hope you get some answers soon! *hugs

lifeintheleftlane said...

The diaper comment is one of the funniest things I've heard (read) in a while. Oh boys are so silly!

Mel Heth said...

Oh I hate the pad-grope phenomenon. I always feel compelled to say "uh, there's a pantyliner there."

Hillary said...

wait ... andrew continued to date you even though he thought you wore diapers?

Fraulein N said...

Hee, BOYS.

HBee said...

He thought you wore a diaper? That is HILARIOUS!

He must think very highly of you if he thought you wore a diaper and still wanted to date.

Secrets of a Southern Belle said...
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Secrets of a Southern Belle said...

Wow, men must *really* zone out during the numerous TV ads for feminine products. Or just block them out or something. Sorry guys, but that doesn't make them go away....

I got some B vitamins at CVS that - no joke - changed my world. I've tried B12 pills and stuff before and they never worked, but this stuff did. It's super B complex with Vitamin C and biotin. Email me if you're interested and I'll look at the brand and the vitamin amounts in it. (belle at lhash dot me)

alyssa said...

Ummm...the pad thing is HILARIOUS...at least a diaper didn't scare him away...or maybe that's kinda creepy :) HAHAHA

Angela said...

Men are turds! (pun totally intended)

Lindsay said...

Andrew's definitely a keeper if he was willing to go out with you even when he thought you needed diapers.

The Dutchess of Kickball said...

OMG and he continued to date you? I don't know, I think if I ever suspected a bf of wearing a diaper I think I would run away, fast.

Katelin said...

ugh 6 months, so annoying. and a diaper? oh boys.

Angela said...

Haha oh Andrew...

I wonder if there are more men out there who think we wear diapers!

Maxie said...

it probably WAS a diaper.

shaz said...

I am crying laughing right now. A diaper!!!!

michelle woo said...

Aw, he must have really, REALLY liked you if he was willing to keep dating a girl who wore a diaper.

LiLu said...

Hi. So I have just decided that we are BFF. I just thought I would drop by and let you know. THAT IS ALL.

*BIG WET KISS*

I will share Maxie as long as I get at least one boob.

Lisa D said...

A diaper? Seriously? Wow! That's impressive that he thought you were wearing a diaper, yet continued to date you! That is funny that he would have even thought you were wearing one, though!!

Ok, so I am not a doctor and don't work in the medical field at all, but maybe you should get tested to see if you have Celiac? It basically means you have a gluten intolerance - some of the symptoms are being tired all the time, poor immune system, etc. Your body can't process it, so your body basically attacks it, and it makes you feel downright crappy. that might explain the B12 deficiency?

It's a total shot in the dark, but it's a simple blood test. Good luck - I know what you mean about just wanting to know what the F is wrong w/ you!!

Kitty said...

Just goes to show that every boy, no matter how old, still has poo on the brain. They may have made room for sex, but the original obsession never completely goes away.

Kristin said...

i just found ur blog through 20sb and you have me laughing out loud and i've only read 3 posts! def adding you to my google reader! and i know how you feel with the 6 month thing. i hate that.
-kristin

crazyfish421.wordpress.com

your wishcake. said...

Okay, so, I totally laughed my butt off when I read this. A DIAPER? REALLY? Well, at least you know how much he loves you, if he continued seeing you after he thought you wore one. That's love, lady.

:)

And I think that 6 months is way too long to wait. If something is telling you that you should be seen sooner, then do it. Doctors are shady. Seriously.

A Super Girl said...

Just checked out your blog and somehow skimmed down to this post. A diaper? My boyfriend just a week or so ago was like, what is that, a band-aid? I can only hope he was joking, but deep down I know he's clueless.

Seriously, boys. Way to stupid!

Can't wait to check out more of your corner of the Internet!