Unable to fall asleep, my mind started to wander. Something was making me feel uneasy. But what was it? Searching, I mentally went through my list of things to do at work. Did I remember to send that e-mail to my coworker? Yes. Did I return that reporter's phone call? Yes. Hmm....
I haven't cleaned out my deleted folder in my work e-mail account since before Christmas break! The horror!
Yes, people. This is what keeps me up at night.
That and also being afraid to get up to use the bathroom. That's right. I'm five.