Thursday, October 30, 2008

How is this possible? OR The Hanson brothers must wear boxers

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you some startling news. Forgive me if I am the last person to come upon these mind-blowing truths. Without further ado...

The Hanson brothers have SEVEN KIDS between the three of them. WHAT? Ok... ok... technically they only have six, as the seventh one isn't due until December. But what in the name of MMMBop is going on here? The oldest brother is 27 (Andrew's age) and the youngest is almost two years younger than me. Oh, and Taylor? (Still incredibly good looking, by the way.) He and his missus must be quite fertile because as of December, they will be responsible for FOUR little munchkins.

This makes my head spin.



Taylor with the fruit of his loins


Am I the only one who thinks this is crazy? Discuss.

P.S. Another Hanson fun fact: Taylor and Isaac both married pretty young thangs they met at their concerts. Just goes to show how close I truly came to marrying Justin Timberlake.

21 comments:

rialeilani said...

that's freaking crazy!

Jessica said...

"what in the name of MMMBop?!" aaaaaahhaahhaha, finally i like you. j/k, we love each other. listen, i think the hansons MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!! are you with me?!

Jossie Posie said...

I'm not going to lie I did know they were reproducing like rabbits, I did not know however that they married girls they met at their concerts. If that is the case I was >< this close to becoming Mrs. Chris Martin. DAMMIT!!!

Tim said...

maybe they avoid laptops and hot tubs

Erin said...

What? I can't even wrap my mind around this!

Sophia said...

maybe they're spawning a new band? Hanson: The Second Generation (gotta have lots of kids to increase the odds of having talented singers among them!)

sarah marie p said...

whoa! that's a ton of kids! and i didn't know their wifeys were little teenybopper fans! that's pretty funny stuff.

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bFlat said...

That freaks me out as much as the family with 17 kids and one on the way. What is going on in this country??

Ashley D said...

I KNOW!!! I still can't believe it. And I'm still not giving up my dreams of marrying Taylor one day. I'm not a quitter.

Angela said...

Mmmmmmmm Justin Timberlake......

Sorry. I had to daydream there!

Sarah said...

I am not sure what is crazier, the number of children they have or that you were thisclose to having JT's baby!

Ben said...

I thought one of them was a homo?

instatick said...

Wait - so they aren't girls after all? :)

Seriously though, Taylor is almost responsible for FOUR little monsters? And he has facial hair? When did that happen?!?!

JD said...

That's a whole lot of Mmbopping! I'm venture to guess that you can get preggers by just looking at one of the brothers. Quick! Look away! Aaahhhhh!!!

Jenn said...

"What in the name of MMMBop" made me giggle. I'm having a hard time accepting that this news.

Jamie said...

First off, cute header!

And earlier this week I seen a video for People mag or something that followed them on tour. They took ALL of their kids and wives on tour.

Craziness.

Lauren said...

Hahaha. My roommate used to be in love with them. That's so weird, all their kids. Aren't they still babies?

wishcake said...

I'm not going to lie, I had that very same photo saved to my computer for months because it always made me want to cry from the pure cuteness of it all. One day someone saw that I had it saved to my computer, and I'm pretty sure they judged me, so now it's gone. But it made me happy to see it once again.

I'm weird, right? :) I know this. I've accepted it.

I love that all the Hanson boys have grown up into such normal, well-adjusted guys. They never went on any heroin binges or were caught with prostitutes. They're just nice boys with wives and loads of children. It makes me so happy. I want to crash one of their family barbecues and pretend I'm one of them.

Aaaaand, yeah. I'm seeing them in concert in a couple weeks, so obviouly I'm a super fan. I represent.

michelle woo said...

Weird! Though that little girl is presh.

rachel said...

it's bad because i knew all of this and still propose marriage to taylor hanson backstage in a drunken stupor back in may. no lie. what can i say, i'm awesome like that.

and? when i saw them two weeks ago? there was this group of girls in front of me that kept freaking out over how hot isaac had gotten. he is a cutie, but you never would have imagined after the train wreck that were is adolescent years. :o)