Thursday, October 9, 2008

The girl who cried, "I can't smell anything!"

Do you know the difference between a fib and a lie?

I like to fib a lot to bring some spice to my day. You know, if Andrew asks me how my day is going, I might just reply that it was fine until I lost my sense of smell just moments ago... when in fact my smeller works fine. Then in the middle of our conversation, I might interrupt to say, "Oh, my sense of smell is back!"

Why do I do this? I guess because I am simple and easily amused.

8 comments:

Ben said...

See, it's a common known fact 'round these parts that I actually have a terrible sense of smell. My lie would be too true.

stealthnerd said...

After reading this, I know we could officially be real life friends. I love doing crap like this haha!

Jenn said...

You're too cute :)

Lauren said...

This reminds me of that joke! Let me try to remember it.

A guy employs a worker to build him a dog house. He says that it has to be built with exactly 100 bricks and in 3 days. The man gets to work and on the end of the first day he has finished but he counts all the bricks and there are only 99. So the next day he tears it all down and rebuilds it. He counts it again but there are still only 99 bricks. So on the last day he tears it down again and rebuilds it. He then counts every single brick but there are only 99 bricks...

He then takes the 100th brick and throws it into the air....

It doesn’t come back down.

(End of joke number 1 which is clearly not funny. Wait around 10 minutes before telling this next part.)

Two men were sitting next to one another on the plane. The first had a bird on his shoulder and the second was smoking a cigar. The man with the bird asked the other to please put out the cigar, as it was very annoying to smell. The man with the cigar said, "not until you tell your bird to stop chirping." Both men continued to argue vocally about the situation until a flight attendant walked by. After asking what the problem seemed to be, both men continued to yell, demanding the other to loose his possession. To end the fight, the flight attendant opened a window and threw both the bird and cigar out.

When getting off the plane, the men stopped in their tracks. There, on the ground, was the bird smoking the cigar sitting on a brick.


BAHAHAHA.

Yeah I'm awful.

Lauren said...

wow - that was by far the LONGEST COMMENT EVER.

Jamie said...

hahah this is why we need to be friends IRL!

sarah marie p said...

You know what's funny -- I have a really, super good sense of smell!

Angela said...

Watch the Mythbusters episode where they test if elephants are really afraid of mice.

That one DEFINITELY blew my mind. It blew Adam and Jamie's too.

Find it on Youtube, or even the Discovery Channel website. You won't be disappointed.