A google chat conversation with Andrew:
Me: Do you have a walrus?
Andrew: hi! i DO have a walrus!
Me: what color is it
Me: that's the one! he's loose! i saw him on the news
Andrew: oh no! he has diabetes! he needs treatment!
Me: he's on the birmingham bridge
Andrew: he needs your help
Me: ok. tell me what to do.
UPDATE: He needs a sugar cookie.