I stumbled upon the first item today while researching pepper spray. Now that I kind of live in the hood and the days are getting shorter, my dad is strongly suggesting that I purchase some.
At first, I was like... um... this is kind of silly. Who walks around with a tube of lipstick in her hands? A trickier solution might be a pepper spray dispensing cell phone, no? Anyhow! I had my pepper spray confiscated from me at a Gavin DeGraw concert several years ago. Apparently his security guards found me to be a threat to Gavin's eyeballs. When they took it from my purse, I made them feel really guilty about how I would probably be attacked on the way home and have to blame the security when I can't defend myself. They promised I could get it back after the show. They lied. They lied!
PS Products Hot Lips Pepper Spray .75oz Lipstick Disguised Pepper Spray ($6.99)
Now, if I had this little baby in my purse, they would have been none the wiser. I could have gone in to that concert and sprayed anyone's peepers that I dared. (Not Gavin's of course, I heart him.)
Next we have something to make it look like you've been making out with your toilet. Who doesn't want that?! Who?
Toilet Tattoos Hot Lips Design ($9.95)
And finally, for all of my readers with nipple piercings (and I know there are A LOT of you out there...)
HOT LIPS Nipple Shield ($4.99)
A little nom nom nom on your nips. Is that weird?